Two crap jokes walked into a pub...
How much do chavs pay for shampoo?
Pan ten (think of it in a cockney accent)
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says to the other, "can you smell fish?"
These kind of crap jokes make me laugh. I'm sad, I know.
I love my city because... It is constantly changing and yet familiar. Anonymous but friendly. Residential, industrial and entertaining. Fast paced with sedate pockets. I love my city because I am a Londoner.