Last Night's TV
Sam Wollaston made me laugh out loud today (back to toilet humour again). When I was at school we didn't compete with one another about who's dad had the biggest willy, we were much more innocent - who's dad had the best job (Sinead's fireman dad usually won that one), or who's dad could beat the others up. I would have slipped away from the contest by this point, because firstly I didn't know what my dad did other than working in an office, so I was never usually around to judge whether he could beat any of the others up. It was unfortunate that I only learned he used to fly bombers off ships when he was in the navy after I left primary school because I reckon that would've been a tough one to beat.