Open Letter

My Dear Neighbours (students, spaniards, foxes),

It is 2:30am on a Thursday evening, the weather is far too hot to sleep with a closed window, in fact its a struggle to sleep at all. I would like to point out that although it may be the close of your academic year (students), or mating season (foxes), or the midst of a rather ridiculous argument (spaniards), for those of us who are wage slaves and must work all year round it isn't yet the weekend and we have to be up tomorrow in time for work, so would appreciate it if you could keep it down a little, just until tomorrow you understand, when parties and loud music will be tolerated on account of it being the weekend.

Much appreciated.

(B*****ds - rubbing my nose in the fact I can't be out in the garden have a jolly time of it all through the blisteringly hot night).