Saaf London Yoof (Bermondsey Boy)

Talking on the phone, "Na, I got in trouble...slap rand the 'ead for lettin a firework off in a shop and it weren't even me, it wus that twat Keiran... I gotta go t dinner tonite but I don't wanna. I wanna get a load of green and smoke it... Yea I'm seein' a gel, called, um, her name is someink like Tennerife... yeah thats right Tenisha. She was well drunk last night. She was goin' like that [gesture of jerking off] it were well lovely. hehehe [bart simpson laugh]. I wanna get two patties when I get off or someink I'm starvin, where you gonna be?"

Well lovely.