Bus Gossip

Riding on a 73 bus along Essex Road, standing beside two young women, facing one and the other's back to me. The one facing me was saying, "...does he know that you'd only be able to love him properly if he was rich?...He does!...So if he said, like, lets get wed you'd say no? You would? Poor Martin." Poor Martin indeed. Methinks he should ditch her personally.