Mucky Movies

After work drink in the grotty pub at the bottom of my street. A chinese man wiht a big smile comes in flashing a dodgy DVD for sale. Nobody in the pub wants any of his pirate DVDs. Behind us the pissed irish bloke says, "You got any derti fillums?" rolling his r's. The chinese man doesn't understand. Raised voice, "shagging movies?". The chinese man roots around in his bag of wares but doesn't find anything approprite. He slips out the door and wanders onto the next pub.