The Goss

"So Pip was telling me about this memo that went round to all the female shop assistants at Asprey's warning them about a man who was getting a reputation for needing lots of help in the changing rooms. He'd take some trousers to try on and then find he needed another size - he'd call one of the girls to go get it for him and when they got back he'd be standing there with his cock out and ask them if they wanted a shag. I mean really, in Asprey's! Apparently he did it in lots of exclusive department stores. Can you imagine?!"