The Office Toilet Seat Saga

The seat has been replaced... without heeding my long investigation into the root cause of the problem. An identical seat has been installed and in discrete discussion with another colleague I have corroborated my fear that the slight shift I felt may well mean that this seat will also bite the dust in no time. I will now venture forth to hardware stores and try to find a seat that will be more successful - if I start now I may find one by the time we need the next new one...