The Man with the Mole

There was a man at the bus stop with a mole this morning - the kind of mole that grows thick black hairs. He had allowed his mole hairs to grow and they were easily 7cm long! I've never seen anything like it - you could have plaited them. I think he had some kind of zen strength thing going on - power of the mole. I bet he was a chinese medicine doctor.

After that I was tuned-in to hairs and saw another man with one long stray nose hair that hung out of his nostril by about a cenitmetre and a half.