The Catastrophic Mistake of an Outfit
London Bridge. 9.14am

Felt hat, with a brim upturned on one side, worn at a jaunty angle over flowing salt'n'peppered locks. Black and white coat in large hounds-tooth check. Black mini-skirt, slightly flared. Sheer tights with tiny black spots and pink high heels, peep toes with bows. A total 80s extravaganza. Perhaps they were having 80s day at work.