Wednesday, 2 October 2013

The world according to...

Tottenham mother on the school run (by bus). Talking on the phone to a girlfriend, child chattering next to her whispering why do you always do this to me never talk to me...

The mother is saying
I have to say though, bacon tastes nice in a sandwich. Nah but bacon doesn't count as pork. I don't eat pork but I so eat bacon and sausage...

The kid starts whinging in a way that sounds like a cat meowing.

4 comments:

la peregrina said...

lol- good for the girl. That mother should wake-up. Sooner than she realizes her daughter will not even try anymore to get her mother to talk to her.

Harriet (the fshlady) said...

It reminded me of Pulp Fiction and that speech about pigs being filthy animals...

ironrailsironweights said...

Of course there is turkey bacon, so Mom isn't completely hypocritical, but then again turkey bacon is a pale imitation of the real thing.

Peter

Harriet (the fshlady) said...

turkey bacon. Never had that!