Celebs in the Street

Coming out of class sauntering along by Russell Square in the evening light electrified against a dark grey sky I passed Ricky Gervais and pal. Somewhat thinner, without beard and much trendier than on TV. I pretended not to notice (its the Londoner way, y'know).

Sitting on the bus watching a beautiful asian girl with a very large nose and a middle aged middle class couple (he wore blue blazer with gold buttons, she had a laura ashley collar and sweater - quite out dated really) struggle with their luggage from Euston to Angel. A woman got off at Angel who had sat on chewing gum and it stretched from the seat across two poles, round to the door before it broke - imagine if you'd managed to do that at breaktime - would've been the talk of the playground (it wasn't even 3 wads of bubblicious which was always more stretchy).