Saturday, 12 April 2014

Pub games

Never been very good at pub games - crap at pool, bit of a danger at darts, dont know how to play bar billiards. Used to play Mortal Kombat in the Vibe bar in Brick Lane but was rubbish at it. Was in the Grafton Arms yesterday and apparently they have car racing video games in the urinals (i've been reliably informed, evidenced by pictures of said game not in use). The controls are in tne bowl - hit this spot at the back to go left and this other spot to the right to go right. I was very intrigued to see it but didn't know any man well enough to go in and have a look... And it doesnt seem to be a good idea to ask for film evidence of it in use - men pissing in public tend not to watch so i hear. 


Geraldo said...

I had to read this twice.

Sometimes I think I need to get out more. Then again, it may just be better if I stay in and listen to The Archers on my radiogram.

Harriet (the fshlady) said...

LOL - know what you mean. While I was in the Grafton Arms I was very keen to see the game being played but I'm not sure anyone ever does it. Not so easy to invent a similar thing for girls (there are some talented women who might be able to play but I don't know any of them).