Wednesday 2 May 2012

The Turd Taboo

Since I don't have children or a dog I have never overcome my aversion to discussing this taboo (no nappy changing, or poopy scooping for me, apart from when I visit my sister for whom it all features quite prominently with two young children and a dog). I still believe in trying to maintain a sense of mystery and don't like passing wind in front of people. And what I am about to tell you is far from any actual real live events.

So I had this dream that was very vivid.
Waiting for a 341 bus in the middle of the night. There was no one around and it was dark. I needed a poo (sorry if this forthrightness is grossing you out), so I did it by the side of the bus stop. Me and the turd carried on waiting. The bus took hours before arriving and I was still waiting in daylight when my sister, her kids and dog met me at the bus stop. We waited together. My sister told me off for not getting rid of the turd. I didn't think anyone would know it was me. She thought they would definitely know. Gradually the bus stop became more crowded and the turd was noticed. When the bus came we ran and jumped onto it. I never owned up.

Even though this was about a gross subject I didn't feel guilty about the act or disgusted. I only felt like I should have but didn't want to get rid of it. Who knows what it all means but perhaps we should gamble on the turd man for the Turner Prize this year (it may be that only the Metro thinks of Paul Noble this way).

4 comments:

la peregrina said...

Interesting, I have read that Freud believed that poop represents either creativity or money. Just which one it is depends on which dream book you read.

So, after reading the above, what do you think your dream means?

Harriet (the fshlady) said...

That's interesting - I have sent the last week thinking about how to get more creativity into my work and how to set up a ceramics workshop and show some work. Is that maybe why it was in public and left there refusing to tidy it up...

la peregrina said...

Since you are an artist I thought it had to do creativity, too, so I'm not surprised to find out you were thinking about creativity the week before. Cool.

Blue Witch said...

I thought the same thing when I read this. I am sure there is a very willing market for your gorgeous work - it's just working out the logistics. Just. Erm, yes...