Someone searched for Cleavage Mishaps

Have to say I've never had a cleavage mishap. Or a boob mishap either for that matter (unlike Judy and Janet - although Janet's must have been staged since you're hardly likely to wear nipple sheilds for no reason, anyway..).

I have had cleavage exposure mistakes however. Wearing a top which is either too short or too low cut and not being able to decide whether exposing a smidge of stomach is worse than a smidge too much cleavage. At work. Tirelessly undecided all day I seem to remember. Or having bought a new beaded top with a wide neck realising that the cut was not quite right and it didn't stay on the shoulders correctly creating a bra-exposing problem in a non-bra-exposing-situation (colleagues wedding - one of those family affairs where the women all wear mauve and are rather up-tight in their catholicism).

There's still time, though I suppose. One can only hope (that it never happens).