Bar

She stood alone at the bar with two pint so larger. I stood next to her trying to get served. After some time an arm reached round her and tried to grab one of her beers, she held onto its bottom saying, "no, that's mine". So the arm tried to take the other one and she said, "no, that's mine as well". The owner of the arm said, "one of them must be mine!" At which she turned round and exclaimed, "Oh its You!" I laughed. He said to me, "the worrying thing is I pinched her bum before I tried to take her beer and I thought she knew it was me cos she didn't do anything about that - was a little concerned when she thought I was just trying to nick her beer though." Quite.